How to pretend you have your life together (until further notice)………..

My lovely readers,

First things first,wagwan! It’s been a minute, hasn’t it? I know, you haven’t heard from me since the start of the year. I’m basically the ghost of articles past, haunting you with nothing but silence. But hey, life got busy, and well… I haven’t forgotten you all.

I’ve been off doing… well, stuff (don’t ask too many questions). But I’m back now, ready to kick off the year with some laughs and, of course, a lot more posts coming your way.

So, how’s 2025 treating you so far? Have you stuck to those New Year’s resolutions, or are you just waiting for February to roll around and give them the ’ “maybe next year” treatment? We listen, we don’t judge.( I’m secretly judging you).

Lately, I’ve been thinking.  it’s high time I gave all of you a name. You know, something special for the crew that’s been sticking with me through thick and thin. I’m all about fun and weird vibes, so why not embrace the weirdness together? Let’s make 2025 the year of wild and weird adventures and unexpected laughs. ( so you can give suggestions in the comment section).

Alright, let’s get to the main reason we’re all here today, shall we?

Remember back to the last week of 2024, when you were all hyped up, making grand plans for 2025 like you were about to conquer the world? I’m talking about that “new year, new me” energy, when you were telling your friends, family, and basically anyone who would listen about all the amazing things you were going to do this year. You had that fire, right? You were going to crush it. Fast forward to the first week of January, and you were on a roll, ticking off goals and making moves. And now, here we are in February… and let’s just say, you might have slowed down a bit. But hey, no judgment!

Don’t beat yourself up! I get it. It’s easy to dive in headfirst, then get a little overwhelmed when life hits you with a reality check. So here’s my friendly reminder to you: Keep the fire burning. Don’t let it fizzle out just yet. Trust me, when December 2025 rolls around, you’ll thank yourself for pushing through the tough days. You’ll be sipping your victory champagne or Zobo(or whatever your vibe is) thinking, Yeah, I made it.

Here’s the most important part of this whole journey: ask God for help. Honestly, this shouldn’t even be the last thing on your list.it should be the first. You cannot do everything on your own, no matter how much you convince yourself you can. Some things are just too big to handle solo, and that’s perfectly fine.

And look, if you have to kneel down, cry, and have a full-blown conversation with God to the point where people start giving you side-eye like you’re talking to yourself, go ahead. Sometimes, that’s exactly what you need. Let the tears flow, let the prayers rise, and do what you need to do to get that peace of mind. If you’re deep in thought and people start wondering if you’ve lost it, let them wonder. You’re just over here doing your spiritual check-in, okay?

But wait, I’m not saying you should be out on the street, kneeling in the middle of traffic or something wild like that. That might get you more than just prayers, like a free ride to the nearest psychiatric hospital. Before they tie you up and send you to Yaba Left, don’t say Matilda told you to go out there and pray in the middle of the road.  I’m innocent o!!! (Well, not Innocent Idibia, but still,I’m just saying.)

So, take a moment, ask for divine strength, and trust that you’ve got a higher power watching your back. You don’t have to handle everything alone. Plus, I promise, it’ll make things a lot easier.

Till I write again, it’s bye for  now….

Thank you for reading ❤️❤️