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UNEMPLOYED BUT STILL CRACKING JOKES
My life is a meme and God is the admin…. There’s a particular kind of vulnerability that comes with crying on the bathroom floor at 2 AM. The cold tiles press against your cheek like an unfeeling lover, the mirror reflects a stranger with swollen eyes, and the silence laughs at your choked sobs. This
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ADULTHOOD: A BIG SCAM
Navigating adulthood one imperfect step at a time… Dearest reader, (wink, wink, I know, I know, it sounds like I’m channelling Lady Whistledown from bridgerton but bear with me, this is going to be a fun ride. Adulthood is a total scam! I mean, who thought it was a good idea to leave our teenage
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A TOWN HALL DIFFERENT FROM BALA BLU
The Nigerian post addresses concerns about the political landscape, economic challenges, and the need for empathy. It highlights the disappointment in election promises, economic hardships, and the need for a reformed democratic process. The message emphasizes the importance of unity and resilience in striving for a better future despite the current difficulties.
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INSECURITY: A SECRET STRUGGLE
An inevitable battle…. PS : It’s s not just you , everyone struggles with it too.. Insecurity is a universal human experience. Everyone has felt insecure at some point of their life. it is a feeling of inadequacy, a lack of confidence in one’s own abilities or appearance and a deep seated feeling of not
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NEW YEAR, WHO’S THIS?
How to pretend you have your life together (until further notice)……….. My lovely readers, First things first,wagwan! It’s been a minute, hasn’t it? I know, you haven’t heard from me since the start of the year. I’m basically the ghost of articles past, haunting you with nothing but silence. But hey, life got busy, and
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WRAPPED
The good, the bad and the ugly…….. My dearest readers, I know you haven’t heard from me in a while. My sincerest apologies. I know you’ve missed me (or not). Either way, i was busy wrapping up with my procastination skills. As Spotify wrapped took over our social media feeds, I couldn’t help but think:
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THE ART OF DRIVING YOURSELF NUTS
Overthinking: the ultimate road to nowhere and everywhere at the same time……. If you spend hours upon hours trapped in a never ending cycle of analysis paralysis, replaying conversations, and conjuring chaotic scenarios, then dearest gentle reader; you are just like me . An overthinker? (Yes and a proud owner of a perpetually racing mind.
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JOURNALISM FROM MY TOILET SEAT
Cringe…… Confession time!!!!! I’m about to share a story that’s going to make me cringe, and I’m worried my “steeze” will get reduced. But here goes nothing. My name is Matilda Omenai, and I’ve always been a bit unconventional. My curiosity and drive are mismatched with my age, but I blame it on my enthusiasm
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NIGERIA WE HAIL THEE!
New anthem, same old problems…… Greetings to my fellow Nigerians! (Or as we say in local parlance, ‘how far’? – let’s face it, we’re all about the hustle and grind but we still need to check in on each other because being a citizen of this great country Nigeria, is a whole lot itself. In
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