***looks at him with side eyes***

Men!!! First, they give you butterflies in your tummy and then PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder) that will leave you questioning your self-worth. I feel like there’s a secret school where men are taught how they can do this because how do they all end up as professionals in it.

Men are mysterious creatures, and what they want is often shrouded in mystery but fear not, for I, your intrepid reporter, have also not cracked the code. I am as confused and perplexed as you are. Wait, what if the butterflies you feel in your stomach are initial warning signs?

They are masters of the art of persuasion and deception. This gender know just the right things to say and do to win a woman’s heart, but it’s all just a show. They’re like chameleons, changing their colors to fit the situation. They’ll say they love cats, even though they’re allergic. They’ll pretend to like wine, even though they’ve never had a sip. They’ll go to great lengths to impress, even if it means pretending to be someone they’re not.

Please, can someone explain to me why Mr Kelvin keeps asking if he can call me rose. I know his strategy and I’ve seen it before. He seems to have forgotten that I am a human with a real name. Mr Kelvin! how can you be in love with me and you’re married.

Dear Mr Kelvin

  I know you don’t mean well since you’ve decided to start calling me ‘Rose’ but let me be clear, don’t call me “Rose”. My name is Matilda and I know you just want to pull my skirt. Did I say that out loud?  I’m sorry Mr Kelvin, I appreciate that you may be trying to be friendly but your cheesy attempts at flattery is making me cringe.

I hope this makes it clear that I am not interested in being called anything other than my actual name and if you can’t manage that, then perhaps you should just refer to me as “THE PERSON WHO WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES IF YOU CALL ME ROSE ONE MORE TIME”.

Do stay away from me to remain blessed….

Thank you….

Why do men find it hard to stick to the person they claim to love? Why do they still feel the urge to explore with other women? Why is cheating justified for men  and woman scolded and stigmatized if they’re caught doing it? Why are men never Satisfied? What do men really want?

I’ve seen books titled what do women want and it sometimes feels like women are the only ones with issues but thinking thoroughly I’ve come to realize that both genders have their flaws. Men can be faithful to who they want and women can be submissive to who they also want but does this warrant breaking  hearts and causing traumas that will be passed on to the next relationship.

I’ve come to a conclusion that human beings are insatiable and will always want more. ( Remember Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens). I guess promiscuity has now become a normal thing for men and it is as a result of their insatiable desires.

Dear ladies, until all those questions are answered about men, you should definitely avoid men who seem too good to be true. Don’t fall for their sly ways, or you may end up in a sticky situation.

Dear men, if you want to find true love, be honest and sincere. Don’t try to hide behind words of flattery, for the truth will come out in the end. Always think of love like a marathon, not a sprint. If you focus only on the short-term thrill, you’ll miss out on the true joy and fulfillment that comes from a long-term relationship. So, instead of seeking out quick flings, focus on finding someone who you can grow and build a life with. It may take time and patience, but it will be worth the wait.

Untill I write again, it’s bye for now….

Thank you for reading ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹